The unofficial wake-up call of the tropics.
Every third world country has one. Actually, every third world country has thousands. And one of them, the loudest one, lives directly outside your window. He doesn’t crow at dawn. He crows at 3 AM, and 3:47 AM, and 4:12 AM. There is no snooze button. There is no app to silence him. He is the wake-up call you didn’t ask for, and the alarm clock you’ll remember forever.
This shirt is for him and for you, the person who learned to love him anyway.
Tri-blend fabric, broken-in from the first wear. Soft enough for the hammock you’ll collapse into at noon. Sharp enough for the night market that night. Gets better with every wash, every road, every adventure.
So soft it will be your favorite from day one. Built for the long way around.
The blend gives it a vintage, lived-in drape and a fit that softens with every wash instead of wearing out.
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Fabric weight 3.4 oz/yd2 (115 gsm)
- Pre-shrunk, 40 singles
- Unisex regular fit, XS to 2XL, side-seamed
- Blank sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
One honest note: tri-blend runs a little sheer, so lighter colors can look slightly see-through depending on the light. That is the fabric doing its thing, not a defect.
Treat it like something you want to keep.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang it somewhere with a view. Skip the bleach. As for ironing, you did not travel halfway around the world to press a shirt. Wrinkles are just proof you have somewhere better to be. Tri-blend fabric softens with age and gets better the more places it sees, so the less aggressive the wash, the longer the journey.
Made to order, shipped when it is ready.
Every tee is printed for you after you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting. Production usually takes 3 to 7 days, then shipping time depends on where in the world you are. You will get a tracking link by email once it leaves the facility.
Because each shirt is made on demand, we do not accept returns or exchanges for wrong sizes or a change of heart. Check the size guide before you order so it fits the way you want.
If your order shows up damaged or defective, that one is on us. Head to our Contact page within a week of delivery with your order number and a photo of the issue, and we will make it right.
